Getting sick of the iPad? Then let our old friend Tom Dickinson do what he does best. If you’ve somehow missed all of his Blendtec videos in the past, be warned that they aren’t for the faint-hearted gadget fanatics — especially this latest edition where Tom forcefully folds the pad to fit it into his gadget muncher. When you’re ready, march on for some “pad smoke” after the break.

Update: Commenter ernie pointed out that the aluminum back was missing when Tom folded the iPad. Come on, Blendtec, just blend the metal already!